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Eugene Mirman
1
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
2
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
3
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
4
Ask A Pastor
5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
6
A LinkedIn Profile
7
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine
9
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
10
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
11
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
12
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
13
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
14
The Body
15
Feet & Legs
16
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
17
Heart
18
Throat, Arms & Hands
19
Head
20
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
21
Introduction
22
Horse
23
Horse Galloping
24
Horse III
25
Duck
26
Duck II
27
Dog
28
Cat
29
Cat Purring
30
Cat Asking For Directions
31
Two Sheep Arguing
32
Mice Making Fried Rice
33
Bear
34
Wolf
35
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
36
Giraffe Sleeping
37
Turtle
38
Turtle II
39
Chicken Prostitute Haggling
40
Shark
41
Toilet Flushing
42
Blender
43
Automatic Door Opening
44
Doorbell
45
Alarm Clock
46
Frying Pan Sizzle
47
Teapot Whistle
48
Dishwasher Running
49
Telephone Ringing
50
Telephone Falling On The Ground
51
Shower Running
52
Crackling Fire
53
VCR Ejecting A Tape
54
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
55
Baby Locked In A Dresser
56
Fart
57
Long Fart
58
Fart III
59
Little Girl Crying
60
Man Walking In Boots
61
Screaming Man
62
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
63
TV Audience Clapping At Food
64
Drum Circle
65
Rave
66
Last Guy At A Rave
67
Train
68
Steam Engine
69
Neon Sign
70
Motorcycle
71
Scanning An Item
72
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
73
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
74
Jack-In-The-Box
75
Jigsaw Puzzle
76
Fire Truck
77
Video Game
78
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
79
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
80
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
81
Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock
82
Powerful Senator
83
Powerful Senator II
84
Fighter Plane
85
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
86
Airplane Flying
87
Police Siren
88
Police Siren In Europe
89
Police Siren In Belgium
90
Gun Shot
91
Machine Gun
92
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
93
Gays In The Military
94
Thunder
95
Rain
96
Hurricane
97
Blizzard
98
Snowing
99
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
100
Computer Downloading A File
101
New Email
102
Traffic
103
Kids Playing In The Park
104
Kids Playing In The Park II
105
Spaceship Flying
106
Spaceship Crashing
107
Going To Warp Speed
108
Alien Supermarket
109
Laser Gunfire
110
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
111
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
112
Tacos
113
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
114
Tree Falling In A Forest
115
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong
116
Summertime
117
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
118
Helicopter
119
Living Helicopter Complaining
120
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
121
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
122
Elephant Having Trouble
123
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
124
Telephone Calling A Toaster
125
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
126
Shortwave Radio
127
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
128
Dentist Having Sex
129
Panda At A Hotel
130
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
131
Cat That Doesn't Mind
132
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
133
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
134
Old Man's Penis
135
Dial Tone
136
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
137
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
138
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
139
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
140
Bellhop Who Got Stung
141
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
142
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
143
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
144
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
145
Puddle
146
Magic Clown Using His Powers
147
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
148
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
149
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
150
Misogynistic Maple Trees
151
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
152
Safe Word
153
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
154
Cookies Being Arrested
155
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
156
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
157
Desk Covered In Hair
158
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
159
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
160
Dustpan
161
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
162
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
163
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
164
Smell Of A Pear
165
Group Of Wealthy Men
166
Confused Child
167
25 Rats Sleeping
168
Flowers
169
Fishing
170
Boat
171
Mizzenmast
172
Bow
173
Stern
174
Basement
175
Rainbow
176
Telescope Being Defensive
177
Larry King Being Told Important Information
178
Well
179
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
180
Salad
181
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
182
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
183
Racist Stapler
184
Friendship Bracelet
185
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
186
Two Lost Fireflies
187
Humpback Whale
188
Elevator At The Empire State Building
189
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
190
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
191
French Kids Picking Apples
192
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
193
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
194
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
195
The Nerve Of Some People
196
Boner School
197
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
198
A BuzzFeed List
199
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
200
Fox News & MSNBC
201
Amicable Divorce
202
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
203
Snacks In Iraq
204
Telecommuting Cat
205
Nano-Horse
206
Hebrew Ray
207
Caldor Binge Drinking
208
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
209
Details
210
School Teacher Given Permission
211
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
212
Cheese
213
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
214
The Czech Republic
215
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
216
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
217
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
218
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
219
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
220
Marijuana
221
PCP
222
Heroin
223
Apple Cider Vinegar
224
MDMA
225
LSD
226
Amoxicillin
227
Peyote
228
Amaretto Sour
229
Oxycodone
230
Crying
231
More Crying
232
Still Crying
233
I Simply Keep Crying
234
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
235
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
236
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
237
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
238
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
239
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
240
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
241
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
242
Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
243
Enter The Fuckscape
244
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
245
I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
246
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
247
You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
248
Intro To Ringtones
249
Phone Call
250
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
251
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
252
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
253
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
254
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
255
Phone Is Ringing
256
Friend
257
Love
258
Spicy Fish
259
Mother Calling
260
Father Calling
261
Mother 2
262
Father 2
263
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
264
Aaaaaaaa
265
Wife Calling
266
Husband Calling
267
Someone Is Calling
268
Fuckface Calling
269
Acquaintance
270
Unnnnnn
271
Auauauauauauau
272
Wouowowoooouuuooo
273
Whistle Ring
274
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
275
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
276
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
277
Gwreeegwkqreu
278
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
279
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
280
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
281
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
282
Answer The Phone
283
Pffrrrtttt
284
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
285
Colleague
286
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
287
Hey!
288
Waffles
289
Fuckbuddy
290
Piano Cleaner
291
Bryan
292
Cream Cheese
293
Rabbi
294
Priest
295
I Can't Answer The Phone
296
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
297
Dr. Fart
298
Sarah
299
Social Anxiety
300
The Sizzle-Maker
301
Mittens
302
Kate
303
No Answer
304
Debbie
305
Andrew
306
Phil Donahue
307
Kaitlin
308
Old Man
309
Steve
310
Lucy
311
Judy
312
Megan
313
Leave Your Name
314
Kim
315
Tim
316
Miguel
317
Sebastian
318
Penicillin Dong
319
Thong McHacky-Sack
320
Matt
321
Katie
322
Confident Balls
323
Robert
324
Mr. Shitface
325
Pile Of Sneakers
326
Pasta Nasty
327
Crème Fresh Jackson
328
I Can't Answer The Phone 2
329
Flitchy Woo-Woo
330
Slick Motherfucker
331
Sleepy Horse
332
Can't Come To Phone
333
Dawn
334
I Am A Doctor
335
Nick
336
Poodle
337
Hello, Mr. Cunt
338
Standard Greeting 1
339
Standard Greeting 2
340
Standard Greeting 3
341
Standard Greeting 4
342
Standard Greeting 5
343
Standard Greeting 6
344
Standard Greeting 7
345
I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
346
Please Take Off Your Shoes
347
Don Draper Has The Flu
348
Moons Over Your Hammy
349
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
350
Now My Back Hurts
351
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
352
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
353
Oops
354
Sneaking Around The Zoo
355
Goodnight, Buddy
356
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
357
Faxed To The Wrong Number
358
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
359
1960's Street Fight
360
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
361
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
362
Dont Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
363
The Best Misunderstanding
364
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
365
Kindhearted Fireman
366
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
367
Happy Valentines Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
368
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
369
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
370
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
371
The Jackal Never Misses!
372
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
373
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
374
Don't Mind If I Do...
375
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
376
Happy And Stuffed
377
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
378
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
379
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
380
Have We Met?
381
No, Please... After You
382
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
383
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
384
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
385
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
386
Two Rascals Showing Off
387
48 And Flexible
388
That Was Worth It
389
Bandits Helping Around The House
390
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
391
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
392
Oh, My Wife Knows
393
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
394
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
395
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
396
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
397
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
398
Two Adults In A Small Space
399
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
400
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
401
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
402
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
403
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
404
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
405
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
406
The Kindness Of Strangers
407
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
408
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
409
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
410
I Voted For McCain In 2000
411
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
412
Paul Can Really Push Good
413
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
414
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
415
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
416
Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer
417
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
418
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
419
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
420
Fart Walrus
421
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
422
No Shirt, No Shoes — Service
423
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
424
Shouts And Murmurs
425
Pilates Are Invigorating
426
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
427
The Last Rock Star
428
It's Noon Somewhere
429
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
430
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
431
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
432
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
433
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
434
This Cheesecake Is Divine
435
Jam Session
436
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
437
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
438
I Went To School In The Boston Area
439
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
440
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
441
Call Me Dr. Stardust
442
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
443
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
444
Operation Cooch-Toot
445
Preggo!
446
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
447
Sure, In There Is Fine
448
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
449
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
450
We Were Just Talking About You
451
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
452
Sophisticated?
453
We Deserve A Michelin Star
454
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
455
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
456
How Very Hemmingway Of You
457
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton
458
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
459
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
460
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
461
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
462
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
463
Dirty Boulevard
464
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
465
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
466
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
467
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
468
The Shenanigans You Requested
469
What Gusto!
470
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
471
Wet Hot Americano
472
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
473
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
474
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
475
Too Soon?
476
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
477
Never You Mind That
478
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
479
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
480
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
481
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
482
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
483
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
484
Nothing Goes To Waste
485
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
486
Make Yourself At Home
487
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
488
I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
489
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
490
Fire Your Dentist!
491
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
492
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit
493
I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
494
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
495
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
496
Sally's In Charge
497
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
498
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
499
It's Raining Dan
500
It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)
501
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
502
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
503
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
504
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
505
Best Friends/Next Level
506
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
507
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
508
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
509
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
510
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
511
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
512
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
513
Crammin' For The Jam Exam
514
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
515
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
516
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
517
You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
518
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
519
I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
520
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
521
They Call Me The "You’re Welcome Man"
522
Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
523
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
524
File Under "The Rolling Stones"
525
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
526
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
527
Two-State Solution With Benefits
528
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
529
Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
530
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
531
So This Is Medicaid?
532
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
533
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
534
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
535
No Senator, I Already Have Two
536
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
537
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
538
A Real Whodunnit!
539
Horace's Compromise
540
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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